German White privilege

So here is an interesting trick for you. My wife follows this rule that a lot of german women follow call “We don’t talk about me being a bitch.”

Here is how it works. They try to get men to subscribe to not talk about them being a bitch. But if you get upset outwardly the rule is still supposed to apply. THIS WAY you look like an abusive dude because you are upset at some shit your wife did to you. But if you tell people why you are mad you are in the wrong because “SHHHHH! We don’t talk about your wife being a bitch.”

Now I get tired of it because my wife could stab me in the throat for no reason and I could be like “WHY THEY FUCK!!?!” Then she rolls around in the floor like I DID SOMETHING TO HER. Like I cussed after she stabbed me and everyone is like “Why are you cussing” Yo…she stabbed me! “SHHHHH! We don’t talk about your wife being a bitch.”

It gets worse because people start to give you advice because you are always complaining about being stabbed by your wife. And she gets mad about it.

“Stop making your wife mad”

“She should probably stop stabbing me with a knife”

“SHHHHHH”

Its the dumbest shit ever. Like nothing ever gets resolved because this bitch is on the loose torturing me and everyone just gives her a hug and looks at me mean. It happens all the time. They all act like its the right thing to do but its fucked up to take sides without context. Even if it was my own children I would try to get the context of their relationshit problems before I defend.

What normally happens is that people come after me so much I just tell them that their niece/daughter/daughter in law is fucked up, fill in the context, and then they leave me the fuck alone. I mean otherwise they would have to be an accessory to my wifes abusive nature. But my Aunt in law THINKS that my wife is like her. She takes pride in it. But it isn’t true. My wife stumbles through life pretending she knows what she is doing and when she has control of things she totally blows them off. Because all she wants is control.

She’s a hoarder, she gave me a room in the house with holes in it, wasting all the heating and ac, She neglects me as her husband, my kids are 5 and 7 and she still sleeps with them, sometimes she forgets to feed them and I have to swoop in.

Recently her aunt was here and she brought her aunt to watch a tennis match. but really it was to have her aunt babysit the kids in 90 degree weather. I came to the match (which I didn’t get credit for because it goes against the asshole husband narrative) and every 15 minutes this woman auntie who is bored shitless in 90 degree weather keeps walking up to me like “Your wife said it would be 2 hours. its been 3 and a half. can you do something for your children. its not about me…its your kids.”

I give them my wifes car to drive home and drive my wife home. I’m the asshole of the year.

Later than week I get partnered on youtube. Which is kinda cool. Before I got happy my wife talks shit about it. Saying I worked 14 years for 50 bucks. My aunt comes in because I’m pissed my own wife is hating on me so brazenly. she just sits there. So I stomp off and get mad later and tell her I will remember it forever. Which I will. There is no one I tell the story to that doesn’t think my wife is not an ass. Man or woman. Like my kids were like “Thats so cool!”

Flashback: once I decided to be a tennis teacher. I got my certification and went out to two jobs for an interview. I got BOTH of them the same day. I came home and said it was divine intervention, my wife says its not. Because she can’t STAND that god thought I was special for five seconds. Later on she wants to get married and I want to have a small marriage. ALL THE SUDDEN marriage is about showing THE LORD about how fuckin special she is. Horse shit.

So now if I do well I just keep it a secret. That kids and me go off and have fun, its a secret. Because my wife is a bitch that hates that people can have fun without her even though when shes there she makes everything lame and boring as hell.

I’m not saying I’m super interesting, but if you invite me to a party and I go I’m not going to sit in a corner and watch my cell phone pretending that I’m answering emails then come up with an excuse to leave early. Then leave thinking I did YOU a favor. Thats all im saying.

I’m about done with german women

So there is this blog that my wife told me about where this dude praises his german wife to the heavens. She gets a little charge out of it. But I have been around a lot of german women in my family and I gotta admit. A lot of these women hate men. So here is the deal…

Germany is a bit of a Matriarchal society. Women have a lot of power because when that wars happened, Germany lost a lot of their men. So women stepped up and handled business. That is a good thing. What is NOT good is this Vagina club they got going on. It’s borderline lesbianism. Which is also fine. BE A LESBIAN. Just stop acting like you like dude when really you are just trapping guys into hateful relationships because you want to pretend that you like guys.

I mean after a while you start to wonder how Germans even can stand themselves. I knew an Argentine man once that didn’t marry and argentine woman SPECIFICALLY because of how bitchy they were. I have no idea if that is true. But I do know that Germans are mostly asshole that have it baked into society that everything is this secret just so that we all don’t know that they are total assholes.

I could give you plenty of anecdotal evidence just based on the “All women are right” horse shit that goes on in my wifes family. How my wifes mom chased her dad away to the point where he had another relationship and was going on group trips with this woman and my mother in law was so ignorant that she didn’t know for YEARS….YEARS!!!

I mean I know now how he was treated and even though my wife painted him out to be an asshole I met the dude and he seems to care about his daughter. He had a train collection where he made a bunch of him and we are talking about mason level mastery of this craft. They started talking about him like he only cared about the trains. But its like…how did your mom treat your dad. Because I kinda see it. Like he wanted to hang with YALL but your mom was always there being a bitch. But now that I’m dealing with my wife I can tell she’s just like a little bitch minime.

Its really sorry because she doesn’t have a life of her own. She’s just benchmarking her family members. She just tries to be her mom and aunt and fails at it all the time. Then she is spiteful about not feeling accomplished when she’s failing at being someone else. Like she can’t even fathom that she has her own soul. So now when I do things and I succeed all she has is hate. Then they be acting like this is how german women are. A bunch of fuckin karens that don’t think anything is funny.

Now I had a podcast and I used to yell into a mic to make me feel better. But I accepted who she was and dealt with it. But now shes an old bitter prune of a woman behind some glasses she thinks make her look younger and she doesn’t want to have sex and she never says anything nice and she is trying to make it seem like I’m not doing my duties as a husband and a father. I’m fuckin tired of it. Don’t marry german women. They color their hair well into their 80s so they just look like a wrinkled face woman with a wig on, they talk all sorts of shit and when their man does things that makes them successful, they just sit around pissed off and then they say mean shit because he is happy. Why would anyone want that???

So I’m making a fail blog here for my wife. When I had the podcast my mother in law was all like “hey people will know how you feel about my daughter blah blah blah” But my life is hell with her in it and I don’t want to harss my friends anymore.